100 RAZÕES PELAS QUAIS JAMES BOND CHUPA BOLAS
As minhas partes mais favoritas:
''The miserable formula of girl + 'exotic' locations + bad guy with stupid name + crappy bedroom repartee + plot to take over the world + exploding control room = the same as the last one, only in Antigua or somewhere.''
''Sean Connery is terrified of spiders and had to do the tarantula scene in Dr. No using a big glass screen. What a girl!''
''Fleming is really the precursor of Michael Crichton, John Grisham, Tom Clancy and all the other miserable fantasist boy scribblers.''
''And how come everybody thinks the Bond songs are so great when they're done by talents like Lulu, Duran Duran and A-Ha?''
''Wings' title song for Live and Let Die contains the line ''in this ever-changing world in which we live in'', which is stupid.''
''Compared to the catatonic Moore, Lazenby was De Niro.''
E a melhor parte de todas:
''Jaws returned in Moonraker because he appealed to real Bond fans = DUMB-ASSED KIDS.''
É a mais pura verdade.
As minhas partes mais favoritas:
''The miserable formula of girl + 'exotic' locations + bad guy with stupid name + crappy bedroom repartee + plot to take over the world + exploding control room = the same as the last one, only in Antigua or somewhere.''
''Sean Connery is terrified of spiders and had to do the tarantula scene in Dr. No using a big glass screen. What a girl!''
''Fleming is really the precursor of Michael Crichton, John Grisham, Tom Clancy and all the other miserable fantasist boy scribblers.''
''And how come everybody thinks the Bond songs are so great when they're done by talents like Lulu, Duran Duran and A-Ha?''
''Wings' title song for Live and Let Die contains the line ''in this ever-changing world in which we live in'', which is stupid.''
''Compared to the catatonic Moore, Lazenby was De Niro.''
E a melhor parte de todas:
''Jaws returned in Moonraker because he appealed to real Bond fans = DUMB-ASSED KIDS.''
É a mais pura verdade.
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